The Magical Romantic Comedy (with a body count) Starter Pack made USA Today’s best-seller list!

Thank you so much, readers! We are absolutely thrilled. This means we get treats!

Also, good job, human! Now, feed us our treats like we’re owed. No, I don’t care that you already gave us some treats today. We want more.

The female is very tired right now, and she’s used most of her energy refreshing USA Today’s website hoping and wishing and holding her breath… but hooray! Squee!

Tomorrow, life will go back to mostly normal. Mostly. I mean, this is the female we’re talking about here. She’s not really all that normal to begin with.

As she has leftover budget, and the male has ordered she use her budget (because it was given to her for a reason,) she is going to be trying to learn ads on bookbub this week and next week. She’s not expecting much of anything, truth be told, but it’ll be a good learning experience!

As she can’t, for the life of her, figure out how to make Bookbub ads work in her favor, she hired Melissa Storm to help teach her the ropes. She’s using a course Melissa wrote along with some help directly from Melissa due to being unable to actually watch the videos. Most people will be able to watch the videos and won’t need the extra help, but the female is slightly defective and has a very hard time with videos.

But, that said, the written material the female can use has been educative, and she’s starting to learn stuff. We’ll report back later with how it goes.

We, honestly, are expecting an unmitigated disaster, as that’s what usually happens when the female is learning something new.

Note: the female has a special hire arrangement with Melissa specifically because of her visual input issues, so the course experience will be different from you–the female is very sad she can’t do the videos very well. View it as having to compensate for a handicap. (Which it basically is, of the anxiety sort.)

Anyway, moving on!

Next week, the sequel to Playing with Fire releases! The female really hopes you enjoy Burn, Baby, Burn. If you haven’t and want to read more about Bailey & Quinn, please preorder now!

Happy reading, humans, and thank you so much for your support. It means a lot to us!!

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Barbara Murphy says May 8, 2019

WELL DONE!! ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ˜ I know that I couldn’t help with this since my Canada account doesn’t count…but I was urging everybody on! To my organized kindle collection count I have 33 in my RJ Blain collection and 3 pre-orders…so I’m helping the best I can!๐Ÿค—

Rick A. says May 8, 2019

Awesomely wonderful news!! not that I had any doubts, mind you, but still! Congratulations RJ (hope that’s not being too familiar), and best luck with bookbub. RA

HAZEL MCSWEENEY says May 8, 2019

Congrats. That is totally awesome for the human ๐Ÿ™‚ Hope you got all your extra treats.

Elizabeth says May 8, 2019

Yay!!!! Congratulations!

Paula says May 8, 2019

Bookbub alerted me to your $0.99 book deal (I think). But it was the “kitty” emails about your goals that motivated me to buy the complete series. I’m reading the initial box set now and really enjoying the series. Hope my input helps.

Pence says May 9, 2019

Yay for more audio books.

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