Because I've gotten many, many, many messages from those who really, really believe the author note in Plaidypus was a lie... no, no, I promise you Lucifer is the Lord of Lies, I'm just the poor author saddled with tracking his truths and …
Author to Author: A Brief Guide to Publication
Every now and then, I do these posts, updated to account for the changes in the publication world. Since I'm hot off Plaidypus hitting USA Today, I thought I'd go through the entire step-by-step process of books come to the market. Complete with …
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What is coming out when???!
Dear humans, It's Zazzle. Remember me? No? Yeah, that female took over the blog for a long time. How dare she have thoughts and opinions of her own? Sooooo rude. See? It's my turn now. We have been receiving a lot of questions about what …
Spoiler Alert: I am a human.
Hey, fellow humanoids, cats in disguise, or whatever you might be. Some of you have expressed varying degrees of disappointment that I am a human with feelings. That I shouldn't rant because someone (who isn't me) might have their feelings hurt, …
Author Behaving Badly: Am I Allowed to Quit Now?
Nothing says "I love you" quite as much as readers bullying authors using one of Amazon's shitty tools to do it. I am exhausted. A few times a week, as of late, I get this lovely notice. "One or more of your books has quality items that need to …
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On today’s episode of “Adventures with Armchair Editors…”
Dear humans, We understand this kitty well. The sadness, the grief, the exasperation. All of these things we share as Supreme Feline Beings. The female can't come to the computer right now. In fact, she fled, leaving the keyboard completely …
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