Who we are
The Furred & Frond Management is the furry and leafy face of Pen & Page Publishing, which features all books penned by RJ Blain and her various personalities. Our website is https://www.thesneakykittycritic.com. (Surprise! You’re already here!)
Please insert a suitably snarky comment here about the female not having any desire to have your personal data, not that she’d know what do with any data the interwebs doohickey collects for the site to function.
What personal data we collect and why we collect it
When visitors leave comments on the site we collect the data shown in the comments form, and also the visitor’s IP address and browser user agent string to help spam detection.
If you upload images to the website, you should avoid uploading images with embedded location data (EXIF GPS) included. Visitors to the website can download and extract any location data from images on the website.
If you leave a comment on our site you may opt-in to saving your name, email address and website in cookies. These are for your convenience so that you do not have to fill in your details again when you leave another comment. These cookies will last for one year.
If you visit our login page, we will set a temporary cookie to determine if your browser accepts cookies. This cookie contains no personal data and is discarded when you close your browser.
When you log in, we will also set up several cookies to save your login information and your screen display choices. Login cookies last for two days, and screen options cookies last for a year. If you select “Remember Me”, your login will persist for two weeks. If you log out of your account, the login cookies will be removed.
If you edit or publish an article, an additional cookie will be saved in your browser. This cookie includes no personal data and simply indicates the post ID of the article you just edited. It expires after 1 day.
Embedded content from other websites
Articles on this site may include embedded content (e.g. videos, images, articles, etc.). Embedded content from other websites behaves in the exact same way as if the visitor has visited the other website.
Who we share your data with
Us, ourselves, and possibly the bottle of water that’s seen too much. We don’t want your data, nor do we have anyone to share your data with. We’re cats and plants. And the female, who is not technically inclined enough to be bothered with loading in anything that might compromise your datas.
We much prefer to nuke things out of orbit. Or after a day, as that automated doohickey above claims.
How long we retain your data
If you leave a comment, the comment and its metadata are retained indefinitely. This is so we can recognize and approve any follow-up comments automatically instead of holding them in a moderation queue.
For users that register on our website (if any), we also store the personal information they provide in their user profile. All users can see, edit, or delete their personal information at any time (except they cannot change their username). Website administrators can also see and edit that information.
What rights you have over your data
If you have an account on this site, or have left comments, you can request to receive an exported file of the personal data we hold about you, including any data you have provided to us. You can also request that we erase any personal data we hold about you. This does not include any data we are obliged to keep for administrative, legal, or security purposes.
Where we send your data
Visitor comments may be checked through an automated spam detection service.
How we protect your data
Simple. We don’t know what the hell we’re doing here. We have professionals for that. We just eject unnecessary information into the ether. We use various security plugins to protect your data, and we keep these things up to date. And we have server people who do server people things to do that.
What data breach procedures we have in place
We prefer to nuke things from orbit whenever possible.
What third parties we receive data from
We don’t, because no. Screw that noise!
What automated decision making and/or profiling we do with user data
The female wouldn’t know how to do this even if someone hit her in the face with a manual. We have no desire to profile any users. That’s way too much work.
Industry regulatory disclosure requirements
We’re two cats, a bunch of plants, and a crazy author. We write stuff. Just not this sort of stuff.