We made it! It is 2021! Today, Dipshit the Truck went in for his first doctor’s appointment. It was free. And apparently, his next oil change will also be free because the dealership was so slow doing his maintenance? (We don’t know if we’ll get to take advantage of that for some reasons involving moving, but hey… it was a nice gesture.)
The female has a headache brewing, so we’re going to jump straight to the chase.
Book faire, book faire, 2021 book faire!
Altered by Vicki Stiefel (Romantic Science Fantasy)
Purchase Link: Amazon (Available at multiple vendors)
Price: Free (Not sure how long this price will be valid!)
Age Rating: 18+
Note(s) from the Publisher: Sexy funtimes. No other notes from the author/publisher.
The Eleutians are dying out, one female at a time. To save their species, the powerful Alchemic Clan conscripts women from parallel worlds, altering them into the perfect breeding stock.
Kitlyn, a retired circus equestrian broken in both body and spirit, awakens on a strange world in her own much-younger body. She has been transformed into a Made One, but the gift of youth and the promise of a new life come at a terrible price.
Rafe, the Wolf Clan’s warrior champion, vows to find the cause of the species’ decline. He’s certain the Alchemics’ bid to save the Eleutians is but a thin veneer masking a dark purpose.
That vow becomes hard to keep with the threat of an inter-clan conflict and the arrival of the proud Made One named Kitlyn.
To save herself and those like her, Kit must carve a dangerous path in this new reality and make a choice that may cost her her freedom, her life, and the life of the Eleutian warrior she’s come to love.
Our Thoughts: Can we talk about this cover? The only thing we don’t like about this cover is that the author’s name does not fit well at the top. It should fill the entire top of the cover. Everything else is impeccable. Also, that horse is glorious.
Magical Murder by Ann Denton (Urban Fantasy)
Purchase Link: Amazon (Kindle Unlimited)
Age Rating: Teen+
Note(s) from the Publisher: Contains adult language and suggestive commentary. Sex is fade-to-black.
You’d hate your mom too, if she put a cursing curse on you. Yeah. I can’t curse out loud. Ever.
So when I get accused of murdering a vampire, the best I’ve got is, “Mother duck!”
It gets even bleeping better when I find out my arse of an ex-boyfriend is leading the investigation against me. Have I fantasized about being chained up by a hot dragon shifter? Yeah, but not like this.
I mean, how am I supposed to prove I didn’t kill Georgina the loudmouth buttface?
I’m a wingless fairy without a stinkin’ scrap of power in a town full of supernaturals. Who’s gonna believe me?
If I don’t want to spend a lifetime in a fudgin’ dungeon, I’m gonna have to find the real killer, and fast. Unfortunately, the further I dig, the more motives I find. Georgina didn’t make a lot of friends.
To top it all off, I meet the world’s sexiest vamp. And guess what? I think he did it.
Fate’s a freaking beach.
Our Thoughts: The description on this is hella amusing, and the female checked this one out because this sounds right up her alley. The cover has pretty colors, and it’s generally well designed. Hooray!
We appreciate pretty covers.
And now, the female has a date with the hot water container. Dr. Princess is on duty tonight, so I, the Precious and Adorable Zazzle, shall resume my nap.
P.S.: The male returns to work tomorrow. The female might cry from joy.
We shall be back tomorrow.
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