Rules: Anything you suggest in the comments may become cannon fodder for a novel project. (Granted, the allowable entries are so vague that you may or may not be able to identify if I selected your comment to become cannon fodder.)
By commenting, you agree that I may use some, none, or all of your comment’s content as cannon fodder for a novel project. Credits will not be issued, because I’m way too lazy to keep track of who contributed what one or two word phrase.
Here’s how the game goes!
In your comment, mad libs style, answer the ‘questions’! You can pick one group, you can pick all groups, you can pick two… do however many amuse you. Please limit each answer to no more than two words unless it is a specific location (Yellowstone National Park would be permitted, as it’s a specific location, for example.)
You can do things like dull yellow, etc. One word is preferred, but I am opening it up to two because things like dull yellow could be hilarious.
Group One:
- A: Gender
- B: Species
- C: Profession.
Group Two:
- A: Event (Something that is happening, like a concert, or something that can happen to you, like someone stealing your cake.)
- B: Place
- C: Duration
- D: Something Funny
- E: Something Weird
Group Three:
- A: Animal
- B: Color
- C: Another Color, but not the same color as B
- D: A Landmark or Nifty Geologic Feature
- E: A Mode of Transportation
- F: Species of Bird
Group Four:
- A: Crime
- B: Location
- C: A Duration (Seconds, minutes, hours, or days)
- D: A Musical Instrument
- E: A Sound
- F: A Flavor
- G: an Article of Clothing
Please enjoy this picture of a stray cat living near me. I have dubbed her Lovely Baby, and I have plans to use this picture for cover art. (I am the photographer, and the animal is unowned, and the picture was taken on public property, so fair game!)
I was not permitted to adopt Lovely Baby due to pet number limitations in our apartment… otherwise, I’d be trying to pspspspspsp my way to owning her.
Group One
Gender: Vert
Species: Vertle
Profession: Vertling
Group One:
A: Gender female
B: Species were-dwarf hamster
C: Profession truck driver
Group Two:
A: Event Rodeo
B: Place Idaho
C: Duration Week
D: Something Funny slippery mud
E: Something Weird pink tassel hat
Group Three:
A: Animal Ermine
B: Color. Teal
C: Another Color, but not the same color as B burnt orange
D: A Landmark or Nifty Geologic Feature gorge
E: A Mode of Transportation vespa
F: Species of Bird Ptarmigan
Group Four:
A: Crime graffiti
B: Location theater
C: A Duration (Seconds, minutes, hours, or days) 5 hours
D: A Musical Instrument flute
E: A Sound whiporwill call
F: A Flavor caramel
G: an Article of Clothing fluffy socks
Group One:
A: Gender – Female
B: Species – Kamchatka bear
C: Profession – Pastry chef
Group Two:
A: Event – Abduction
B: Place – bathroom
C: Duration – 5 days
D: Something Funny – flushed down the toilet
E: Something Weird – another dimension
Group Three:
A: Animal – Horse
B: Color – blue roan
C: Another Color, but not the same color as B – chestnut
D: A Landmark or Nifty Geologic Feature – Natural stone bridge/arch
E: A Mode of Transportation – buggy
F: Species of Bird – gyrfalcon
Group Four:
A: Crime – armed robbery
B: Location – jewelry store
C: A Duration (Seconds, minutes, hours, or days) – 2 minutes
D: A Musical Instrument – violin
E: A Sound – plink
F: A Flavor – peppermint
G: an Article of Clothing – corset
Group One:
A: Female
B: Fey-Witch
C: Legal Aid
Group Two:
A: win a holiday
B: Nordic Fjords
C: 3 weeks
D: same outfit
E: strange gifts
Group Three:
A: White tiger
B: Turquoise
C: Black
D: Petra Caves (Jordan)
E: old Bike (motor)
F: Stresemann’s Bristlefront
Group Four:
A: Kidnapping
B: Desert
C: 27 days
D:Violin
E: gush of wind
F: salted caramel
G: scarf
Group 1. Profession: Physicist
Group 2. Door bashing
Group 3. Animal: Tardigades
Group4. Dduration: 3Days
Group One:
A: Gender – Female
B: Species – Minotaur
C: Profession – Forensic Accountant
Group Two:
A: Event Grooming my dog
B: Place Yard
C: Duration a day
D: Something Funny Do not shit on me
E: Something Weird The dog spit and farted
Group Three:
A: Animal Pigmie Goat
B: Color White
C: Another Color, but not the same color as B Blue
D: A Landmark or Nifty Geologic Feature Lincoln Memorial
E: A Mode of Transportation Kayak
F: Species of Bird Eagle
Group Four:
A: Crime Ponzi scheme
B: Location Philadelphia
C: A Duration (Seconds, minutes, hours, or days) 5 days
D: A Musical Instrument Clarinet
E: A Sound crunch
F: A Flavor coffee
G: an Article of Clothing shirt
Group one:
Female, gargoyle, translator
1 B were capibara
2 A Pickle convention
B unconsicrated chapel
3 B burnt umber
C puce
4 D kazoo
F pasties
Mythological, sticky, coquelicot, reoccurring 🙃
Group One:
A: Gender Male
B: Species Cerberus
C: Profession Lawyer
Group Two:
A: Event (Something that is happening, like a concert, or something that can happen to you, like someone stealing your cake.) Going to a work conference
B: Place Las Vegas
C: Duration a day
D: Something Funny snarky quip
E: Something Weird the inside of a loggerhead sea turtles mouth-cuz eeewwww! You will not believe it
Group Three:
A: Animal horse
B: Color blue
C: Another Color, but not the same color as B purple
D: A Landmark or Nifty Geologic Feature Wind Cave (South Dakota)-hundrreeds of miles of underground cave!
E: A Mode of Transportation hoverboard
F: Species of Bird falcon
Group Four:
A: Crime smuggling
B: Location Colorado Springs
C: A Duration (Seconds, minutes, hours, or days) 6 days
D: A Musical Instrument piano
E: A Sound clang
F: A Flavor vanilla
G: an Article of Clothing sweatshirt
Group One:
A: Female
B: Hedgehog
C: Property Assessor or Job Service Employee (helps write resumes, find people work), maybe Amazon Reviewer.
Group Two:
A: Getting Motorcycle License
B: Conjunction of two rivers
C:
D: Keep forgetting you bought someone a birthday card, and now you have six of them.
E: Crossbeak Chicken
Group Three:
A: American Flying Squirrel
B: Sage Green
C: Brown
D: Kettle Moraine
E: Skateboard
F: Nuthatch
Group Four:
A: Giving food to homeless people on the street
B: Viroqua, WI
C: 11 seconds
D: Trumpet
E: Rain on a tin roof
F: Banana
G: Convertible Fingerless Mittens ( This link is a link to what they look like, nothing nefarious. https://www.etsy.com/listing/757225459/hand-made-100-merino-wool-flip-top )
Mythological sticky coquelicot reoccurring
Re cat photo: I have a cat with similar coloring. A friend, of Japanese descent told me that in Japanese folklore this is called a “three colored” cat and is considered to be auspicious and/or lucky.
Group 1: Male, Pegasus, Detecive. Group 3: Tiger, Violet, Turqouise, Mount Rushmore, Jaguar Convertable, Golden Eagle. Group 4: Murder, School gym, one hour, acoustic guitar, beeping, mint, pleated skirt.
Group 1
A. Male
B. Dodo bird
C. Lawyer
Group 2
A. Court trial
B. Supreme Court
C. 2 weeks
D. Araucanian chicken -the feathers on the sides of the head 🙂
E. Blobfish
Group 3
A. Black panther
B. Scarlet red
C. Purple
D. Great Falls Park
E. Airplane
F. Blue and Yellow Macaw
Group 4
A. Kidnapping
B. Arlington VA
C. 16 hours
D. French horn
E. Squeak
F. Kiwi
G. Pants
Group One:
A: Gender: Male
B: Species: Hell Hound
C: Profession: Librarian
Group Two:
A: Event (Something that is happening, like a concert, or something that can happen to you, like someone stealing your cake.)
B: Place: Bakery
C: Duration: 30min
D: Something Funny: Cream Filled Pastry Bursts
E: Something Weird: customer receives delivery from another bakery
Group Three:
A: Animal: Honey Badger
B: Color: Orange
C: Another Color, but not the same color as B: Blue
D: A Landmark or Nifty Geologic Feature: Sink Hole
E: A Mode of Transportation: Train
F: Species of Bird: the mysterious cassowary
Group Four:
A: Crime: Murder
B: Location: Courtroom
C: A Duration (Seconds, minutes, hours, or days): 2 hours
D: A Musical Instrument: Hermonica
E: A Sound: elevator music
F: A Flavor: Garlic
G: an Article of Clothing: Trenchcoat
Group 1 Female Kitsune Chess Master
Group 2 Gumball Rally L.A. to NYC As long as it takes Rally Check Point becomes downwind of a fire at a major pot farm Fae Team merges with ET Team
Group 3 Javelina Day Glo Orange Cobalt Blue Pikes Peak Hang Glider Lesser Grebe
Group 4 Disturbing the Peace Happy Bottom Riding Club Minutes (that seemed like hours) Bagpipes Student’s Playing Bagpipes (sound) Scotch Whiskey Kilt & Sporran
Ah, yes; these are more cannon fodder than something to become canon. But I had fun with them; thank you!
Group One:
A: Gender – Female
B: Species – Cat shifter
C: Profession – Sleep clinic technician
Group 2
A: Event – Wedding
B: Place – Book store
C: Duration – 20 minutes
D: Something Funny – Cheese fountain malfunction
E: Something Weird – Talking flowers
Group 3
A: Animal – Guinea Pig
B: Color – Hot pink
C: Another Color – yellow
D: A Landmark – Hill
E: A Mode of Transportation – Micro Scooter
F: Species of Bird – Gloster Canary (looks like they’re wearing a Beatles wig)
Group 4
A: Crime – Assassination
B: Location – Theatre backstage
C: A Duration – Ten minutes
D: A Musical Instrument – Accordian
E: A Sound – Pig oinks
F: A Flavor – Lapsang Souchong (smoky tea)
G: an Article of Clothing – Bloomers (Like a pantomime Dame’s knickers)
Group One:
A: non-binary
B: were-parrot
C: speaker at sportgames
Group Two:
A: tea spilling
B: outside
C: short period of time
D: cats dreaming
E: cat listening
Group Three:
A: Dachshund
B: petrol
C: purple
D: the Deltawerken (the Netherlands)
E: hot air balloon
F: Circus cyaneus
Group Four:
A: skinny dipping in hotel pool
B: Ice hotel
C: 37 minutes
D: Cross flute (transverse flute)
E: purring
F: salt
G: gloves
Group 1
Undetermined/Pooka/Event Planner
Group 2
Wedding/Castle/Week/NSFW Pastries/No Guests
Group 3
Caracal/Mauve/Chartreuse/Haunted Forest/Moped/Lorikeet
Group 4
Fraud/Chapel/42 minutes/Mandolin/Hostile Giggle/Mint/Kilt
Group One:
Female manx cat – mouser
Group Two:
Off-road recovery of pre-historic rock glyphs along the Colorado River in the desert
Group Three:
Irish Greyhound; indigo and sky blue; the Jersey Shore; Jeep; red-tailed hawk
Group Four:
A murder most foul; a jeep half sunk in muck; minutes; cello; rocks falling; hot chocolate; red scarf
Group One:
A: female
B: mink
C: park ranger
Group Two:
A: barn dance
B: grange
C: 2 hours
D: derpy animals
E: tiny baby cat meows coming out of a full grown Maine coon.
Group Three:
A: marmot
B: green
C: coral
D: basalt cliff
E: quad
F: great horned owl
Group Four:
A: stealing boxes off porches
B: cabin
C: 3 days
D: kazoo
E: buzz
F: green tea
G: apron
Ok, Driad, female, guardian of forest, clear cutting, old forest,10 days, turn into a tree when sneeze, loves swimming upside down, or a cranky dragon male as the guardian of the forest
Group One:
A: Gender- male
B: Species- bird
C: Profession- Human Resources
Group Two:
A: Event- school field trip
B: Place- key west
C: Duration- 2days
D: Something Funny- drag show
E: Something Weird- man in a banana suit
Group Three:
A: Animal- peacock
B: Color- purple
C: Another Color, but not the same color as B- silver
D: A Landmark or Nifty Geologic Feature- the Alamo
E: A Mode of Transportation- bicycle
F: Species of Bird- seagull
Group Four:
A: Crime- public nudity
B: Location- museum
C: A Duration (Seconds, minutes, hours, or days)- a day
D: A Musical Instrument- piccolo
E: A Sound- cat meowing
F: A Flavor- orange sherbet
G: an Article of Clothing- top hat
Animal occupancy only counts for those inside therefore front door kitty with food water and a box. Lol
Group One:
A: Gender: Male
B: Species: Kludde
C: Profession: Animal Therapist
Group Two:
A: Event: Cat brought live kestrel into house
B: Place: Home
C: Duration: 1 hour
D: Something Funny: Receiving text play by play of kestrel from SO while at dinner with friends
E: Something Weird: Kestels can hang upside down
Group Three:
A: Animal; AXOLOTL
B: Color; Glaucous
C: Another Color: Vantablack
D: A Landmark or Nifty Geologic Feature: Freemont Troll
E: A Mode of Transportation: Ferry
F: Species of Bird: Horned Screamer
Group Four:
A: Crime; Holding spider hostage
B: Location Freemont Troll
C: A Duration Hours
D: A Musical Instrument Oboe
E: A Sound Squish
F: A Flavor Japanese Mayo
G: an Article of Clothing Sock
Group 1:
Gender- Fluid
Species- shapeshifter of feline variety
Occupation- chief of police
Group 2:
Wedding, at a mansion, taking place over a week, but the bride’s mom gets drunk off something innocuous, and the groom turns into a Pygmy goat
Group 3:
Panther, purple, black, Crater Lake, Moped, greater horned owl
Group 4:
Armed robbery, on a boat, over in seconds, a glockenspiel, a honk, cinnamon, and an eyepatch
Group One:
A: Gender- Hermaphroditic female
B: Species- aardvark
C: Profession.- bacteria counter
Group Two:
A: Event (Something that is happening, like a concert, or something that can happen to you, like someone stealing your cake.) – planned tsunami
B: Place- tree crotch
C: Duration – 27 1/2 days
D: Something Funny – pregnancy waddle
E: Something Weird – Catfishing Catfish
Group Three:
A: Animal – Shy Honey Badger
B: Color – puce
C: Another Color, but not the same color as B – Burnt Sienna
D: A Landmark or Nifty Geologic Feature – Multnomah Falls, Oregon
E: A Mode of Transportation – Pissy Donkey
F: Species of Bird – Secretary Bird
Group Four:
A: Crime – Petty theft
B: Location – Sonora Desert
C: A Duration (Seconds, minutes, hours, or days) – 3.2 hours
D: A Musical Instrument – oboe
E: A Sound – chewing
F: A Flavor – liccorice
G: an Article of Clothing – wooden clogs
Fluid, rabbit shifter accountant
A female cat shifter paralegal who has no control over the shift (i.e. randomly shifts back and forth between forms at any time) who is being chased through the local park while in cat form by a couple of dogs and falls over a body, which is beside an unconscious man in a cop uniform.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, PLEASE use this one!
Here is my submission to your game:
Group 1 – female/Pallas cat/K-9 handler; Group 2 – twenty-first birthday/deep ocean habitat/1 week/pillow fight/weird unknown; Group 3 – chinchilla/ochre/indigo/Devil’s Tower/Conestoga wagon/magpie; Group 4 – dinosaur skeleton theft/Badlands National park/three days/bagpipes/banshee scream/BBQ chicken/Hawaiian hula attire
Hope this list brings a smile even if you don’t get inspiration. Love your characters/stories. Thank you!
Group one: dragon, public librarian.
Group two: book sale, public library, 2 hours, dog in pram, magic mushrooms.
Group 3: cat, purple. Royal blue, grand canyon, flying carpet, rainbow lorrikeet.
Group 4: forgery, art gallery, 2 days, piano, cats meow, hazelnut, scarf.
Group One:
A: Gender: female
B: Species: Vulcan
C: Profession.: Science Professor
Group Two:
A: Event (Something that is happening, like a concert, or something that can happen to you, like someone stealing your cake.): school dance
B: Place: mountains
C: Duration: one month
D: Something Funny:
E: Something Weird:
Group Three:
A: Animal: Russian Blue
B: Color: burnt orange
C: Another Color, but not the same color as B: red raspberry
D: A Landmark or Nifty Geologic Feature: Mt Vesuvius
E: A Mode of Transportation: Trolly
F: Species of Bird: Blue Macaw
Group Four:
A: Crime: assault with knitting needle
B: Location: outside library
C: A Duration (Seconds, minutes, hours, or days): 63 minutes
D: A Musical Instrument: lyre
E: A Sound: ding!
F: A Flavor: cinnamon
G: an Article of Clothing: poncho
Group One:
A: Gender: Male
B: Species: Sloth
C: Profession: Stuntman
Group Two:
A: Event: Found a body
B: Place: Devils Marbles
C: Duration: 7 days
D: Something Funny: Nitrous Oxide
E: Something Weird: Aye Aye fingers
Group Three:
A: Animal: Quokka
B: Color: Cerulean
C: Another Color, but not the same color as B: Purple
D: A Landmark or Nifty Geologic Feature: Great Australian Bight
E: A Mode of Transportation: Mobiculum
F: Species of Bird: Cassowary
Group Four:
A: Crime: Kidnapping
B: Location: Zoo
C: A Duration (Seconds, minutes, hours, or days): 47.5 Hours
D: A Musical Instrument: Theremin
E: A Sound: Purr
F: A Flavor: Red Dragon Fruit
G: an Article of Clothing: Waistcoat
1B Species:Mouse deer shifter
1C Profession: Gardener
2B Place: Gabriola Island, British Columbia
2D: Something funny: Trying pots on your head at Goodwill (Yes, I did that!)
2E: Something weird: An allergy to the word Gesundheit
3A Animal: Vampire bat
3B Color: Sleeping Beauty turquoise
3C Another color: California poppy orange
3D Landmark, etc.: Hanalei, Kauai
3E Bird species: California quail
4E Sound: Waves breaking
4F Flavor: Coriander
4G Article of clothing: Hawaiian shirt
Concerning the poor kitty … She understands you are not adopting her and is unhappy, seeing your other kitties with a proper human slave.
Group One:
A: Female
B: pixie
C: seamstress
Group Two:
A: Bubble dance Party
B: Night Club
C: Dusk to dawn
D: slippery floor
E: dancing trolls
Group Three:
A: Quokka
B: purple
C: blue
D: Old Man in the Mountain
E: snow mobile
F: peacock
Group Four:
A: shop lifting
B: Mall of America
C: minutes
D: oboe
E: drip
F: cinnamon
G: ear muffs
Group One:
A: Gender: Female
B: Species: Groundhog
C: Profession: Archeologist
Group Two:
A: Event: travel for a long time friend’s wedding
B: Place: coastal city
C: Duration: 3 days of travel, 1 week of events
D: Something Funny: ring bearers going all over the place
E: Something Weird: ring bearers are birds
Group Three:
A: Animal: elk
B: Color: chicken poop yellow
C: Another Color, but not the same color as B: pepto pink
D: A Landmark or Nifty Geologic Feature: the giant redwood forest
E: A Mode of Transportation: amtrak
F: Species of Bird: pidgin
Group Four:
A: Crime: speeding
B: Location: Florida
C: A Duration (Seconds, minutes, hours, or days): 42 mins
D: A Musical Instrument: a kazoo
E: A Sound: the pop/thud of wind over a vent
F: A Flavor: ramen noodle chicken seasoning packet
G: an Article of Clothing: arm sleeves
Group 1 changes due to circumstances (think Ranma 1/2 or Fruits Basket), koala, ice cream seller.
Group 2 chilli pepper eating contest, island, three days, dad jokes, skinslt cordless automaticfishscaler.
Group 3 booby (I prefer the blue footed), lemongrass, flesh coloured, most dangerous road in the world, kangoo boots, Rufous Potoo
Group 4 woman sets bees loose on police, big box store parking lot, days, theremin, barn owl screech, citric acid (think super sour), shrug (you know that sweater that only covers your arms and shoulders)
Think I got them all! Have fun!
Group One:
A: Female
B: Mata Mata Turtle. (Yes, this is a real species)
C: Interlibrary Loan (ILL) Librarian.
Group Two:
A: Singing on stage
B: Broadway, New York City
C: 12 Minutes
D: Armpit Fart Contest
E: Prank call
Group Three:
A: Pink Fairy Armadillo (Yes, this is a real species)
B: Banana Mania (Crayola color)
C: Alizarin Crimson (from Bob Ross)
D: The Everglades
E: Skytram
F: Shoebill Stork
Group Four:
A: Bootlegging
B: Beautiful Downtown Burbank (from Laugh-In)
C: 47 seconds
D: A Tuba
E: Honk
F: Peppermint
G: Boot Socks
group 1 C – undercover
Group One:
A: Gender- female
B: Species- cat
C: Profession.- knitter
Group Two:
A: Event- a Nap
B: Place- 3rd Base in Hagen
C: Duration- 5 hours
D: Something Funny- dancing on roof
E: Something Weird- Ketchup on Crackers
Group Three:
A: Animal- Axolotl
B: Color- teal
C: Another Color, but not the same color as B- lavender
D: A Landmark or Nifty Geologic Feature- Indian Mounds
E: A Mode of Transportation- Tractor
F: Species of Bird- Flamingo
Group Four:
A: Crime- Arson
B: Location- Rice Lake, Wisconsin
C: A Duration- 5 minutes
D: A Musical Instrument- Flute
E: A Sound- Chewing
F: A Flavor- garlic
G: an Article of Clothing- Crocs
1 A) Female
B) Pterodactyl
C) Air line pilot
2 A) Hike
B) Volcanos National Park (HI)
C) 10 minutes
D) Horrible pun
E) Seeing your twin (you don’t have one)
3 A) African wild dog
B) Magenta
C) Cyan
D) Sinkhole
E) Great horned owl
4 A) Littering
B) Church
C) 4 days
D) French horn
E) Chime
F) Cinnamon
G) Lederhosen
A: Gender female
B: Species rhino
C: Profession. zoologist
A: Event safari
B: Place Ngorongoro Crater
C: Duration week
D: Something Funny bird posturing
E: Something Weird hyena.
A: Animal hippo
B: Color royal purple
C: Another Color, but not the same color as B Yellow
D: A Landmark or Nifty Geologic Feature rift
E: A Mode of Transportation Zebra
F: Species of Bird parrot
A: Crime Murder
B: Location thorn tree
C: A Duration (Seconds, minutes, hours, or days) 7 hrs
D: A Musical Instrument thumb piano
E: A Sound scream
F: A Flavor chocolate
G: an Article of Clothing khanga
Group Three:
A: Animal: Polar Bear
B: Color: Blue
C: Another Color: Iridescent
D: A Landmark or Nifty Geologic Feature: Devil’s Tower National Monument
E: A Mode of Transportation: Horseback riding
F: Species of Bird: Snowy Owl
Animal that I really like and didn’t put on my list : leaf sheep!
A: Crime
Public nudity
B: Location
Police station
C: A Duration (Seconds, minutes, hours, or days)
10 minutes
D: A Musical Instrument
Hurdygurdy
E: A Sound
Thwack
F: A Flavor
Pinelime
G: an Article of Clothing
Ugly sweater
A: Deer
B: Midnight Purple
C: Teal
D: The Ouachita Mountains, Oklahoma
E: Hot-air Balloon
F: Junco
group 1
Male – Felis catus – Cobbler
group 2
Bat mitzvah – Scotland – 2 years – FRIENDS – period panties
group 3
fox – purple – yellow – stonehenge – Vespa – hummingbird
group 4
bomb threats -Arkansas – 22minutes – fiddle – skrt! skrt! -Lemon – sunglasses
Group One:
A: nonbinary
B: honey badger shifter
C: rodeo clown
Group two
A: cup of coffee stolen
B: anime convention
C: three minutes
D: outraged two year old
E: unexplained hole in the floor
Group Three:
A: nekomata
B: silver
C: res
D: cenote
E: hang glider
F: harpy eagle
Group Four:
A: art heist
B: north Carolina
C: six seconds
D: fiddle
E: screech
F: sour
G: kilt
Group Three:
A: Animal- Komondor Dog
B: Color – iridescent black
C: Another Color, but not the same color as B – royal purple
D: A Landmark or Nifty Geologic Feature – The Mystery Spot is a gravitational anomaly located in the redwoods outside of Santa Cruz, CALIF.
E: A Mode of Transportation – bogie
F: Species of Bird chicken
Does she come to you for pets? Maybe you could find her a home or him I have three cats so I am at my maximum amount allowed pretty cat.
Nope, this cat would cut a bitch if approached too closely. She’s feral, and she’s not a nice kitty… she absolutely will issue warning growls if I get too close while trying to photograph her! Heh.
But she’s absolutely gorgeous and I love her.
Group One:
A: Female presenting
B: Griffin
C: spy
Group Two:
A: shopping
B: mall
C: day
D: split pants
E: recreationits (ex Civil war)
Group Three:
A: polar bear
B: spicy red
C: tie dyed purples
D: grand canyon caverns
E: bullet train
F: vultures
Group Four:
A: jaywalking
B: school zone
C: hours
D: jaw harp
E: throat singing
F: bland
G: sock
Group One:
A: Gender: female
B: Species: Elf
C: Profession: health n Safety
Group Two:
A: Event (Something that is happening, like a concert, or something that can happen to you, like someone stealing your cake.): motorcycle charity run
B: Place: London Ontario
C: Duration: four days
D: Something Funny: bubble gum bubbles
E: Something Weird: bot flies
Group Three:
A: Animal: shit hawk (seagull)
B: Color: Chrome
C: Another Color, but not the same color as B: mint green
D: A Landmark or Nifty Geologic Feature: water tower
E: A Mode of Transportation: Honda shadow
F: Species of Bird: cobra chicken
Group Four:
A: Crime: donut theft
B: Location: camp grounds
C: A Duration (Seconds, minutes, hours, or days) holiday weekend
D: A Musical Instrument: recorder
E: A Sound: gunned engine
F: A Flavour: spearmint
G: an Article of Clothing: bobbypin
Group One:
A: Gender. Fluid
B: Species. It depends
C: Profession. Lawyer
Group Two:
A: Event. Renaissance fair
B: Place. Arizona
C: Duration. 24 hours
D: Something Funny. Googly eyes
E: Something Weird. Baleen snake
Group Three:
A: Animal. Chimera
B: Color. Goose turd green
C: Another Color, but not the same color as B. Puce
D: A Landmark or Nifty Geologic Feature. Devil’s slide, ca
E: A Mode of Transportation. Piggy back
F: Species of Bird. Bubo
Group Four:
A: Crime. Passion
B: Location. Grand canyon
C: A Duration (Seconds, minutes, hours, or days) Fortnite
D: A Musical Instrument. Ocarina
E: A Sound. Wind chime
F: A Flavor. Umami
G: an Article of Clothing. Leggings
Group 3
Animal:Jack rabbit
Color: brown
Another color: purple
Landmark: petrified forest
Mode of transportation: skateboard
Species of bird: demented bluejay
Group One:
A: Gender Female
B: Species Elf
C: Profession. Wine Maker
Group Two:
A: Event (Something that is happening, like a concert, or something that can happen to you, like someone stealing your cake.): Groundbreaking of new Tourist Centre on former vineyard siezed for back taxes after banking malfaesance.
B: Place South Okanagan Valley British Columbia Canada
C: Duration (Character returning home after thirty years)
D: Something Funny Tourist Centre to be named after character presumed dead though very much alive.
E: Something Weird Geese patrol around character’s empty house & winery generation after generation preventing demolition.
Group Three:
A: Animal: Ogopogo (mythical lake monster in Okanagan Lake British Columbia)
B: Color: Dark Green
C: Another Color, but not the same color as B: Cinnamon Red
D: A Landmark or Nifty Geologic Feature: Giant’s Head Mountain Summerland British Columbia (Mountain a block from centre of town with profile of a man’s face.
E: A Mode of Transportation: Hitchhiking
F: Species of Bird: Great Horned Owl
Group Four:
A: Crime; Conspiracy to obtain property between town council and bank
B: Location: Peacock’s Perch Pub
C: A Duration (Seconds, minutes, hours, or days): 328,507 days
D: A Musical Instrument: Battered six string guitar
E: A Sound; Out of tune guitar playing
F: A Flavor: Single Malt Whisky
G: an Article of Clothing: Ripped, dusty jeans.