Rules: Anything you suggest in the comments may become cannon fodder for a novel project. (Granted, the allowable entries are so vague that you may or may not be able to identify if I selected your comment to become cannon fodder.)
By commenting, you agree that I may use some, none, or all of your comment’s content as cannon fodder for a novel project. Credits will not be issued, because I’m way too lazy to keep track of who contributed what one or two word phrase.
Here’s how the game goes!
In your comment, mad libs style, answer the ‘questions’! You can pick one group, you can pick all groups, you can pick two… do however many amuse you. Please limit each answer to no more than two words unless it is a specific location (Yellowstone National Park would be permitted, as it’s a specific location, for example.)
You can do things like dull yellow, etc. One word is preferred, but I am opening it up to two because things like dull yellow could be hilarious.
- A: Gender
- B: Species
- C: Profession.
- A: Event (Something that is happening, like a concert, or something that can happen to you, like someone stealing your cake.)
- B: Place
- C: Duration
- D: Something Funny
- E: Something Weird
- A: Animal
- B: Color
- C: Another Color, but not the same color as B
- D: A Landmark or Nifty Geologic Feature
- E: A Mode of Transportation
- F: Species of Bird
- A: Crime
- B: Location
- C: A Duration (Seconds, minutes, hours, or days)
- D: A Musical Instrument
- E: A Sound
- F: A Flavor
- G: an Article of Clothing
Please enjoy this picture of a stray cat living near me. I have dubbed her Lovely Baby, and I have plans to use this picture for cover art. (I am the photographer, and the animal is unowned, and the picture was taken on public property, so fair game!)
I was not permitted to adopt Lovely Baby due to pet number limitations in our apartment… otherwise, I’d be trying to pspspspspsp my way to owning her.