Dear humans, Today, the female went curling. I am exposing evidence of her as an actual rather... ungroomed... human. Post falling on her ass several times while flinging a 45 pound stone across frozen water. You may laugh. I certainly did. In …
State of the Blain Address: Updated Preorder List, List of Current/New Releases
Dear humans! Here is your one stop shop for new and upcoming releases by the female! With a bonus adorable picture of yours truly. The female is tired. As soon as Steel Heart unlocks, she will be updating it. Die Hard is playing in the …
New Preorders, Chaos.
Dear humans, Look at all of the zoom zooms lined up, waiting for their chance to be flying zoom zooms! The female has been hard at work doing everything EXCEPT write, and she feels like this line of zoom zooms waiting to go flying. It took …
Migraines suck, humans.
Dear humans, In good news, Blood Bound is currently 52,300 words long. It is a good length novel. The female is having much fun. In bad news, Blood Bound is feral, it releases in late January, and as such, she's going to just have to commit to …
Karma-Karma-Karma-Karma-Karma Chameleeeeoonnn! Blending In is on Sale! (And other stuff inside.)
Dear humans, As promised, Blending In is now on sale! You can grab your copy from Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Kobo, Apple Books, and Google Play! Blending In is also available as an audiobook, and you can download it from Audible, Kobo, iTunes, …
We like to tease humans. Yes, yes we do like to tease humans.
No context for you: “They watch romantic comedies while eating ice cream?”“You should not sound so exited about this.”I couldn’t imagine men so confident in their masculinity they would go to a romantic comedy flick in a pack without shame. While …
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