Dear humans, The female bought us a present. It's a television stand with a fireplace built in, and when she flips the magical switch, it makes us warm! We like it very much. She also put our laser pointer toy on the Booze Shelf, and they keep …
From the Department of Unsolicited Advice: A Cat’s Guide to Having a Good 2020.
Dear 2020, We come in peace. Please put away the Molotov cocktails, the chainsaw, and... is that a whip? We come in peace. We come in peace. I'm totally curious about that whip, though. Will it smack the male human? The female human? Are …
A Cat Answers Human Questions.
Dear humans, The female is totally done with today, so you get to be tortured by yours truly. I'm so cute you don't mind though, do you? Suckers. Some humans had questions for the female, but I will be answering them. Q: Purple or Orange …
State of the Blain Address: Updated Preorder List, List of Current/New Releases
Dear humans! Here is your one stop shop for new and upcoming releases by the female! With a bonus adorable picture of yours truly. The female is tired. As soon as Steel Heart unlocks, she will be updating it. Die Hard is playing in the …
New Preorders, Chaos.
Dear humans, Look at all of the zoom zooms lined up, waiting for their chance to be flying zoom zooms! The female has been hard at work doing everything EXCEPT write, and she feels like this line of zoom zooms waiting to go flying. It took …
Karma-Karma-Karma-Karma-Karma Chameleeeeoonnn! Blending In is on Sale! (And other stuff inside.)
Isn't Miriah adorable? Dear humans, As promised, Blending In is now on sale! You can grab your copy from Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Kobo, Apple Books, and Google Play! Blending In is also available as an audiobook, and you can download it from …