Seriously, we’re not too sorry about our decision to nuke the website from orbit. It was time for a fresh start, and the female got rather upset over something, and as she was inside the server, she hit the red button that began nuking it from orbit.
We made changes to the server, so things should run faster and more reliably. We’re sorry for the clutter. Over the next few days, we’ll populate the site with fun data! Like snarky reviews of all the female’s books, future projects, and so on.
For now, if you want a reliable method of learning about the female’s new releases, please sign up for her newsletter. You will only receive a missive, which will contain at least one picture of a cat, whenever there’s a new book for purchase, be it e-book or audiobook.
Anyway, thank you for your patience, humans!
Also, please forgive the clutter in our picture. We are far more interested in cramming together on a bed suitable for only one cat, or so the humans say.
We enjoy proving them wrong.