The female is totally done with today, so you get to be tortured by yours truly. I’m so cute you don’t mind though, do you?
Some humans had questions for the female, but I will be answering them.
Q: Purple or Orange Yarn?
A: Both are equally fun to play with. Thank you for asking. (The female is working on a purple blanket at the moment, in case you were wondering. It looks awful, and I enjoy making fun of her pitiful efforts. She’s quite proud of it, so pretend it looks good, okay?)
Q: Do you think you will ever own a dog?
A: All signs point to no. Dogs would not be happy in the confined spaces the humans live within. She likes dogs, and she used to own a wolf-dog, but dogs are not likely moving forward.
Q: Who are your top 3 favorite authors to read and why?
A: Ilona Andrews, Grace Draven, and Faith Hunter. The female will never tire of Ilona Andrews’ Silver Shark, Dragon Unleashed by Grace Draven is one of her current favorite books, and she wtf love Bruiser and Jane from Faith Hunter.
She love them. She also really enjoys Jeaniene Frost, Shelly Laurenston, and Lynsay Sands.
Q: Do you listen to music while you write? If so, what are some favorites?
A: Sometimes. The Piano Guys and Pentatonix are very common. When not listening to those, the female is jamming to 80s music.
Q: When did you realize you wanted to be a writer & how did you start?
A: She was out of schooling, and she liked telling stories for her own entertainment, then she became a purrfectionist and wanted to tell better stories, and now she just hates herself and keeps writing. It’s probably a disease, for which there is no cure.
As that was all the questions asked by actual humans, here are some questions I made up and am answering because I feel like it. But I’m not actually going to tell you the question. I’m just going to answer.
A: The female’s current favorite stories (she has written) to read is Taken and Cold Flame. She has read them a few too many times and doesn’t care nobody else has gotten to read them.
I should be concerned, but honestly, it keeps her quiet, and that’s a good thing.
A: Yes, she is still behind on everything. We’re hoping she can get back on track in the next few days. Hope isn’t entirely lost… yet.
A: It has been a sadly long time since she’s had a really good writing day. Right now, she’s VERY happy with herself if she writes more than 2,000 words in a day. It’s sad. Poor human.
A: Hardest book is definitely Steel Heart. That fucking thing was feral.
A: The female will be heartbroken if nobody likes Blood Bound. She adores it. And she adores it so much she basically kept coming up with more ideas to ensure there would be a second book. She is not at all sorry.
A: Blending In is on sale until the 31st sometime. It will not go on sale again for at least another year.
A: Burn, Baby, Burn will probably go on sale sometime in late 2020 if you haven’t gotten it yet.
A: Yes, there will be more Bernadette Franklin books.
A: I’m at least four inches longer than my sister. I was smaller when I came home. I am cared for very well, so I grew. Like a demented, bitey weed.
A: She is drinking lemonade.
A: There is going to be a super special announcement in mid January. You will fucking love it.
Thank you for attending my Cat Talk.