The female asked if we would remove ourselves from her gut this morning. This was our opinion of her request. We then had a fight on her chest to establish dominance. She made delightful grunty noises. We had a good time. She didn’t.
The female has requested that we provide entertainment for those stuck at home. As such, we are doing the following:
1: We will continue to do a daily read along of various books in the Fantasy Worlds of RJ Blain Facebook Group. Right now, we’re posting chapters of The House Lost at Sea. (Thank you to those who have tossed pennies in our jar despite it being made available in the group for free!)
There is a poll started for the next read, and it looks like it will be Owl Be Yours.
Until everyone has their shelter-in-place restrictions lifted, we will continue to provide a daily chapter from a book, and we’ll poll for the next title each time. When shelter-in-place is lifted, we’ll finish whichever book is being read and resume normal operating conditions.
2: We will do a daily review tour of the female’s favorite books. Sometimes, we’ll review an entire series at one time, but we will take a walk down memory lane and go through our favorite books and why they’re our favorite. Maybe you’ll find a new read and your next favorite author!
3: We’ll keep posting pictures of our marvelous selves for your enjoyment.
The days we’re quiet, it is probably due to the female having a great deal of work to accomplishment. Truth be told, she’s set a hugely busy schedule for herself for the rest of the year. The inclusion of Murder Mittens at the end of the year has made things a little challenging for her, but she hopes she will stay on top of it. If any books are delayed, it will be Wild Wolf, and it would be pushed into January. (That one has the fewest preorders of the December titles.)
We’re hoping it doesn’t come to that, but we’ll see as we get closer to December. The female has a great deal of writing to do.
Tell your loved ones you love them today–and keep your distance.
Also, do not sneeze on them like the female just sneezed all over herself, us, and her keyboard.
You’re gross, female. Clean that mess up!
(Allergies blow, folks. Just sayin’.)