The female had an adventure last night with a bath bomb. It was hilarious. it was her first choice bath bomb from a bunch of frou-frou bombs she bought for self-care purposes.
She really, really likes reading in the tub.
So there she was. Preparing for a book with a bath bomb. It’s one of her favorite self-care routines.
She opens the bath bomb, which is a rose-filled one, frou-frou with natural ingredients, rose petals, etc.
It hits the water. Rose petals bubble forth from its depths. Bubbles! Foam! Rose scent!
Instant sneezing, chain sneezing, the sneezes of eternity, repeating into forever. So many sneezes, so little time. And sniffling.
So, the female has been wondering WTF she could possibly be allergic to in the complex, which has mulberries, roses, roses, and more roses.
Most people aren’t allergic to roses.
Guess who seems to be allergic to roses. The female. This explains so much.
So, rather than enjoying her book, she enjoyed allergies instead.
She will not use a rose bath bomb tonight, as she is determined to enjoy reading a book.
Today is The Cleaning Day. Ew. Female does not like the cleaning day. But the cleaning day concludes with “proofreading Grave Humor” and “bath bomb time” so it’s not all bad, right?
Today’s mini quest is to go to find a friend and tell them about the female’s send-a-card to save the USPS effort. The form is here: https://forms.gle/Bawg1Xj69kwXfzH7A
Anyone who fills out the form will get a postcard featuring art from one of her books.
At the same time, if you think they will like Grave Humor, tell them about it! But mostly, everyone who fills out the form will get a card or letter and post card, and the female is looking for an excuse to buy an entire coil of stamps for letters and cards.
Okay, the tell them about Grave Humor part of things is really, really helpful.
She has no idea how she’s gonna get all the cards needed but she’ll figure that out later! She’s buying more cards every week and will be writing out little cards and letters during the week on breaks.
Also, if you’re an author who is doing a similar initiative, leave a comment with how they can find your form. (Links may or may not get eaten by the system, but we’ll try to check all links we can and get them into the comments.)
Go go USPS.
And now the female must proofread Grave Humor. She wants to be completely done by tomorrow. Then she’ll spend the next week on client edits, hoping to have that fun project all done sooner than later.
She ordered containers to plant tomatoes in. She also ordered some dirt to put in the containers to plant tomatoes in. She has two honey rock plants spouting. If she doesn’t screw this up, in eighty days, she will have melons!!!!
Please join us in not holding our breaths for this miracle.
The female will earn a bath in forty pages of proofreading.
Wish her luck. She needs it.