Dear humans,
Everyone in the Blain household is feeling a little like this today. We’re tired. The female is particularly tired. She’s doing this walking every day for 30 minutes a day thing, and she does not like it. At all. It hurts. Getting up this morning was, on a scale of one to ten, not fucking fun.
But she is taking Fucking Asshole, Summoner of the Fuckening on daily walks. For 30 minutes. And she’s trying to keep her ‘time per mile’ below 20 minutes. That makes her feel like a mule kicked her in the ribs in an attempt to forcibly remove her heart.
We do not understand how some people can like exercise. But she’s doing it anyway because she doesn’t want to keel over from a stroke or heart attack in her 40s.
Whee.
Double Trouble is out in audio! Hooray! When the female has time, she will upload it to the other vendors as well. Eventually. Sorry, please be patient with her. She has two releases 3 weeks within each other, and this is very nerve-trashing.
Apparently, the iPad Pro keyboard has been potentially lost in transit. It made it to the female’s general vicinity, and then UPS updated it to “Check back later for delivery schedule.”
When it should have been delivered today. By 3.
The female now looks even sadder than Princess, and she has no time to indulge in a sulk. The last time this happened, her box took a week-long tour around San Jose and Cupertino before it showed up in a rather sad albeit intact state. (The exterior of the box was damaged, but the interior was not. Fortunately.)
Maybe it’ll show up in the late evening? We’d take tomorrow…
Poor female, she has been looking forward to this box for weeks.
Okay. Back to the book news.
1: Whatever for Hire will be on sale for $0.99 between May 4-10. If any author friends want to get in on the book fair we will be running, here is a form for shares/promo of Whatever for Hire. Note: It need not be a newsletter share, just needs to be an honest share with your readership/fans to participate.
2: The Grave Humor book fair promo form is still open, and it’s the same deal. If you don’t have a newsletter, an honest share to your audience is totally acceptable, just plug the link to the social media share etc into the form.
3: The female and the Furred & Frond Management will also be adding some of their favorite books into the fair because they can.
4: We forgot what else we were supposed to put here. Oops.
The female is going back to work now. She has a huge list of things to do and not nearly enough time to do it in.
Yay..got the audible book of Double Trouble..love the book.
.thanks for putting it on audible..💜💚
Bought Double Trouble audio this morning. I’m looking forward to listening to it soon.
I very much enjoyed the story, thank you for the audio version.
Soooo impressed by your daily 30 minute walks wearing the Fucking Asshole, Summoner of the Fuckening. Truly. I tossed my pos device on top of my dresser and have not had it on for weeks (I tend to forget to charge it and then have a long day on my feet WHICH DOES NOT REGISTER! You are making me rethink the whole thing. I won’t try for a 20 minute mile, but will aim for 30 minutes of walking, so my heart thanks you and my scale may thank you (eventually) but I am sure the rest of my body won’t so pleases keep sending updates. I need all the motivation I can get, plus a big kick in the ass.
I’ve told myself I’m taking the day off today, but honestly? I might walk for 30 minutes just to get out of the apartment. Today has been brutal on the ‘cooped up’ front!!
The kitten photo is adorable. Love it. 😀