After a deal with loan sharks sours, Darlene’s brother is permanently transformed into a chipmunk. Not one to accept impossibility as a good excuse for failure, she’s determined to rescue her brother and secure revenge against those who’d poisoned him with grade-a transformatives.
If she wants to perform a miracle, she’ll need to join forces with a divine, but the man upstairs and his angels refuse to help.
None of the other so-called benevolent divines are willing to help her, either.
Running out of time and options, Darlene prepares to storm the gates of hell for her brother.
She never expected to fall in love with the Devil.
Warning: this novel contains a woman with a chip on her shoulder, humor, and one hell of a hero. Proceed with caution.
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And now, the female is retreating to her bunker, where she will… hey… wait… PUT THAT COFFEE DOWN, FEMALE. No. Not for you! What do you mean ‘fuck today’ and you’re ‘having coffee or somebody dies’?
Damn it, female.
I guess she’s having coffee today.
P.S.: Don’t let the PA find out. It’s between you, me, and the rest of the internet, but not the PA. She’ll yell… justifiably. Possibly righteously.