The female has a migraine. She requires light to see, but the light stabs at her eyeballs and upsets her stomach. We have begun therapy treatments, which involve purring and covering her face with our warm, fuzzy bodies. She mumbled something about needing air, but we think this is an exaggeration. She stopped complaining. She seems to still be breathing for the most part, so we feel we have taken the appropriate course of action.
If you can spare a minute, and you have not already voted for Grave Humor, would you please? In advance, we would like to apologize for the unfortunate number of steps it takes to vote. You get a gold star for being a SUPERFAN! should you undergo this mission.
Step 2: If it didn’t automagically take you to the right page and you see the landing page for the site instead, please click where it says “The search is on for The 50 Best Indie Books of 2020. Read anything great? Then vote! vote!! vote!!!“
We make no guarantees any of those links will actually take you to the appropriate place when clicked from our website humans. (Click the link on step 1, it should take you to the readfreely site.)
It loads… slowly. We’re sorry. Truly, we are.
Step 3: Select Romance for the category. Grave Humor is located at the bottom of the list. Select the radio button for Grave Humor, input your email address, and submit. You can vote twice per category per email address. (Please, I beg of ye, do not cheat and submit a bazillion times under multiple email addresses. The female loves to win, but she loves to win fairly. Let’s play fair and be good peoples of all species.)
This is hard to say, as I’m a feline and excel at general naughtiness.
Thank you very much for your support, humans!