The female did not allow me to eat her cell phone last night. This is how I feel about that.
I am planning how to get my teeth on her phone. I will update you with more information later. I successfully landed one bite while she attempted to do something called ‘read a book.’ I wasn’t being pet, so this reading a book stuff is just nonsense.
For now, we of the Furred & Frond Management wanted to update you on how the female will be operating parts of the Patreon moving forward.
Essentially, all writing tips we pen and share on our blog will first be posted to Patrons, approximately a month in advance. There are enough readers/authors interested in her process that she wanted to make sure the $5 crowd felt they got their money’s worth for contributing.
Please rest assured that the female is not really adding anything extra to her work load. She is just changing how she presents the information.
So, the timeline looks like this:
All Patrons receive the tip/article a month early.
After a month goes by, the article will be released to Patreon and our blog, so if you’re following the blog for news and writing tips, you’re good. The only thing the patrons get is early access to the same exact material.
This lets those people who wish they could toss pennies in the jar for the writing tips and articles to do just that. Once the first articles roll out at the beginning of September, it will be business as usual, unless you’re impatient and want the articles now, in which case, we recommend you head over to the Patreon and check it out.
At the female’s current pace, we’re expecting 3-5 short stories a month, 3-10 coloring book pages a month, and 5-10 writing tips or articles. Some months may be lighter, depending on work load. There will be a newsletter we of the Furred & Frond Management will write for you that will offer predictions on the upcoming month.
But, seriously. Thank you for your patronage. The female has had happy eye-leaking events as a result of everyone’s support.
We would also like to report we are all feeling better now. Our humans have taken very good care of us.
Princess, I’m glad you and Zazzle are doing well and, as a fur-baby mommie of 2 very large kitties, I understand the importance of petting time but Mommie’s need reading time, too.
I’m very glad that your Mommie was able to have a happy eye-leaking moment. Her ability to write her stories deserves the support of us, her readers.
Keep making her smile and you and Zazzle stay healthy.
I see we are getting close to paying the female’s rent….
The Sneaky Kitty Critic
Something about insert regrets here along with amusement I will have to dig out all of my unicorns and t-rexes and make a fool out of myself. It’ll be fun if not perfect. I am NOT a good verbal storyteller, but I’ll make up for it playing with t-rexes and unicorns?
Sounds great! That’s why I am a kindergarten teacher. I get to play and be my goofy self as “work”, and believe it or not they learn more that way 🤣 Well, about 56.7 percent of the time I get to do that. The other percents involve parents, administrators, lesson planning, report cards, boring trainings etc etc.