It’s Zazzle. Remember me? No? Yeah, that female took over the blog for a long time. How dare she have thoughts and opinions of her own? Sooooo rude.
See? It’s my turn now.
We have been receiving a lot of questions about what books are coming out when. I have decided to answer these questions for you!
Rapid fire style.
Here we go!
May, middle of month. It’s this year’s birthday book. Patreon readers will get it earlier in May. The plan CONTINUES. As planned.
Dirty Deeds 2: June. Early in June. This is NOT available on Patreon. It is still on schedule for release.
Sekrit Project: Early December. You can find the Sekrit Projekt on the blog somewhere. We linked it. Somewhere. Good luck. We linked it somewhere. (Good luck. Or get onto the Patreons.)
Okay, that’s the more obvious stuff. Let’s dig into the less obvious stuff!
Witch & Wolf World! Let’s go!!!
Old Secrets (Karma #3): Female hopes for 2023. Keyword: hopes.
Dual Nature (Sean #2/Pack Justice #2): 2023. Prioritized over Old Secrets because it has been waiting longer.
The Edge of Midnight (Whats-his-face #3. Wolf Hunt Dude. DECLAN. That’s it. Declan. Declan #3… Sorry, Declan…): Prioritized behind Dual Nature but before Old Secrets because female wants to write it.
We don’t know nothin’ about Dustin right now, sorry.
Booked for #3: 2023 into 2024. It’s prioritized after the Witch & Wolf conclusion books.
Fox Witch #3: Whenever it gets done as a side project of fun. No idea. Female is excited to work on this one. Prioritized behind Vampire of Montana, as Vampire is partially finished…
Susan Copperfield, Agents of Royal States: Vampire of Montana: 2022, maybe?? When? No idea. Probably November. Might be January if not done on time. Why? There will be no double releases of books in same month due to Patreon.
Requiem for the Rift King: One day a week will be dedicated to Requiem for the editing phase of the books. Once editing is finished, work on the third book will begin as well as work on Rider of the Sun Horse. No ETA, but the first two books will drop back to back. (So like… say… July and August, or August and September…) Due to the amount of work, new material, etc, they will be both priced at $5.99 on patreon and $6.99 on regular vendors.
The female is debating if she will hold back the first two books until book three AND Rider of the Sun Horse are complete. Rider of the Sun Horse is a MONSTER of a book and may be $7.99 on vendors but still $5.99 on Patreon. it is already 80,000 words long and isn’t anywhere near done. Feel free to offer your ten cents in the comments below. Literal ten cents can be sent to the female via a book purchase, where I will steal all the cents and transform them into more cat food, treats, and toys.
Rider of the Sun Horse is an epic.
Note: Requiem is in third person, and it is a dark epic fantasy world.
The female is debating rewriting / re-releasing the Eye of God. You may vote yes/no in the comments below. It is in the same world as Requiem but it is on a different continent.
Bernadette Franklin Books: We know nothing. Sorry. We just know nothing. Covers are being rebranded right now. Once the female is out of deadline hell, we shall know more.
Claustrophobic is on sale for $0.99 until April 10. The price is currently changing at vendors, so keep an eye out. Yes, we’re doing Christmas in April. Enjoy!
Susan Copperfield Main Series: Prince of New York is next. It hasn’t been started. It hasn’t even been plotted yet. Expect 2023 at the absolute earliest unless the female is overwhelmed with the burning need to write it NOW and then there is a random surprise book that just takes over her life.
Royal States does that to her sometimes.
Dae Portals: We know nothing right now, sorry. It’s in the queue of old stuff to be done, but other books have higher priority.
Mag Rom Com? Dirty Deeds 2 has 101 Ways to Die in June. It’s over 50k, so it’s definitely a book. Like an actual book. I would not feel bad for charging $5.99 for the book at 50k words.
Ooooh, were you asking about Doggone Mess? 2022, after the deadline hell gets finished. Female is planning to blitz the hell out of it if at all possible. Possibly early 2023 if the blitzing doesn’t go well (due to self-imposed no more than one book a month rules.)
P.S.: If the female goes on a book bender and ends up with one book a month for a while, blame the Jolly Ranchers a friend sent her, the coffee, and anxiety. Anxiety-fueled benders are the weirdest. Especially when coupled with coffee and Jolly Ranchers.
I think that covers the most common requests.
Female REALLY needs some time off after Dirty Deeds 2 and Plaidypus is finalized. (And after writing a blitz novella for a Sekrit Projekt… but the Blitz Novella will be a fun side-trip.)