Before I get into the nitty gritty, please enjoy this picture of me using the female as my pillow. She's such a good human slave, doing what I want, when I want, and how I want. See? She was doing a good job. How do you know? I'm smiling! Now …
Cold Flame’s Release & Other Random Stuff from the Trenches
Dear humans, As you can tell from this photograph, I am not impressed. Why am I not impressed, you may ask? The female is being a so-and-so, and she needs to go to her corner and take some chill pills. Alas, she doesn't have a prescription for a …
Continue Reading about Cold Flame’s Release & Other Random Stuff from the Trenches
News from the Trenches
Dear humans, The female has been busy. She is revamping as much of her books as humanely possible as part of her 'make words go better' campaign. So, there's a lot in the works, and the wench is making me tell you all about it. Do I look like a …
A State of the Blain Address, Plus Blood Bound Released!
Dear humans, The male was mean to the female. He made her get rid of the desk she's had for fifteen years. (That's almost my entire lifespan, female! It was old! Let it die!) It was bad for her back and neck. She now has one that goes up and …
Continue Reading about A State of the Blain Address, Plus Blood Bound Released!
Shammed Audiobook, a new Preorder, (It’s something special, y’all!) and Other News from the Trenches.
Dear humans, The female bought us a present. It's a television stand with a fireplace built in, and when she flips the magical switch, it makes us warm! We like it very much. She also put our laser pointer toy on the Booze Shelf, and they keep …
From the Department of Unsolicited Advice: A Cat’s Guide to Having a Good 2020.
Dear 2020, We come in peace. Please put away the Molotov cocktails, the chainsaw, and... is that a whip? We come in peace. We come in peace. I'm totally curious about that whip, though. Will it smack the male human? The female human? Are …