Dear humans, Welcome to a new installment on 'A Cat's Guide to Writing!' I am your host, Zazzle the Beguiling Tyrant. I steal the intel from the human female's brain, and I share it with you! We of the Furred & Frond Management hope you …
On Writing: The Art of Creating a Compelling Hook.
Dear humans, In this installment of A Cat's Guide to Writing, we're going to attempt to pick the female's brains for all of her secrets. Since that icky gray mass has more than a few secrets, we'll start with something rather important to writing …
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A Few Important Things
Dear humans, We had to peel the female off the ceiling this morning. She is still breathing fire. Frankly, it's a little disconcerting. 1: We have a typo form on the website. Please use it. We have removed the option to email in kindle files …
Are you an author? Want to submit to the anthology I’m in?
Hey folks, R.J. here. The anthology kickstarter has funded. Hooray! Are you an author? Think you're ready to submit to a publication? Submissions are open for Shattering the Glass Slipper and the other anthologies. Here are the deets: The …
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Dear humans, we’re sorry
We did not mean to make that post a post. It was supposed to be a page. Please forgive us for the messy clutter. We are trying to update the website... poorly. So very poorly. We have fired the female. She is now crying in a corner eating nuggets. …
Cross-Stitching with R.J.
Dear humans, We must go nap, so you get the female tonight, and she is going to teach you how to be a stitch-bitch! Someone on facebook requested to be taught how to cross-stitch so they can join a cross-stitch project. If you are already a …