Dear humans, We had to peel the female off the ceiling this morning. She is still breathing fire. Frankly, it's a little disconcerting. 1: We have a typo form on the website. Please use it. We have removed the option to email in kindle files …
Are you an author? Want to submit to the anthology I’m in?
Hey folks, R.J. here. The anthology kickstarter has funded. Hooray! Are you an author? Think you're ready to submit to a publication? Submissions are open for Shattering the Glass Slipper and the other anthologies. Here are the deets: The …
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Dear humans, we’re sorry
We did not mean to make that post a post. It was supposed to be a page. Please forgive us for the messy clutter. We are trying to update the website... poorly. So very poorly. We have fired the female. She is now crying in a corner eating nuggets. …
Cross-Stitching with R.J.
Dear humans, We must go nap, so you get the female tonight, and she is going to teach you how to be a stitch-bitch! Someone on facebook requested to be taught how to cross-stitch so they can join a cross-stitch project. If you are already a …
News, General Updates, and Shenanigans!
Dear humans, The female got new shoes! and new socks! We found this to be very exciting. The female was complaining because she was taxed extra for wanting pink. (Hint: the male's shoes cost $40 less than the female's shoes. She is a bit bitter …
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Want the entire Royal States series for $7? 24 hour special only.
Edit Update: 24 hours is (probably??) over, so the Royal States portion of the adventure is over. (I think. It might be another hour or two but I wouldn't count on it.)Dear humans, The female is at it with kickstarter again... except this time, …
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