Dear humans, Today, I have stolen a snippet for your enjoyment! The female dared to not press the button on my new toy to make it go. I have chosen this theft as my retaliation. That, plus the more nice humans who order the book, the higher my …
Hypnos and Hoofin’ It Audiobooks are Now Available.
Dear humans, Sometimes, only a picture of a scorched landscape will do. This is the female's brain today. There are one or two stubborn trees clinging to life in an otherwise charred landscape. She will be okay. For now, just leave her to her …
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The Crowned Event: June 25-28, 2020 Appearance in New Orleans.
Dear humans, The female will be attending The Crowned Event in New Orleans, taking place between June 25-28, 2020. (We almost teleported back in time.) This is an adult only romance convention. This means 21 and over. For those of you beneath …
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The Female and the Quest for ALL the Preorders. (New preorders are live! Mostly.)
Dear humans, Yesterday, Amazon decided to offer all independent authors the opportunity to set preorders for up to a year in advance rather than the previous three months. As you may be aware, the female has already finished her schedule and …
Cheetahs Never Win on sale for $0.99.
Dear humans, Cheetahs Never Win is currently on sale for $0.99. You can grab a copy from Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Kobo, Apple, and Google Play. About the Book Witnessing a double homicide dumps Aaron Clinton into the middle of a gruesome …
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New Preorders: Water Witch and Double Trouble: A Magical Romantic Comedy (with a body count)
Dear humans, The female has lost her mind. Again. No matter where I turn, office supplies clutter my path. I've found her on the floor, surrounded with pens and planners, giggling like a maniac on a sugar high. She's been found hissing …