Dear humans, The female has been busy. She is revamping as much of her books as humanely possible as part of her 'make words go better' campaign. So, there's a lot in the works, and the wench is making me tell you all about it. Do I look like a …
A State of the Blain Address, Plus Blood Bound Released!
Dear humans, The male was mean to the female. He made her get rid of the desk she's had for fifteen years. (That's almost my entire lifespan, female! It was old! Let it die!) It was bad for her back and neck. She now has one that goes up and …
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Shammed Audiobook, a new Preorder, (It’s something special, y’all!) and Other News from the Trenches.
Dear humans, The female bought us a present. It's a television stand with a fireplace built in, and when she flips the magical switch, it makes us warm! We like it very much. She also put our laser pointer toy on the Booze Shelf, and they keep …
For Authors: Advertising, Market Research, and Ad Targeting. A Cat’s Guide to Losing Your Sanity in Several Easy Steps.
Dear humans, Today, the female has asked me to give the Furred & Frond's opinion on market research, advertising, and stuff like that to other authors hoping to build a viable career for their books. Honestly, we started laughing when she said …
It is official. The female has lost it.
Dear Human Female Named Kate, We of the Furred & Frond Management do not like you very much right now. Because of you, the female has invested in yarn. Yarn we are not allowed to play with. While the female gave us her first crafting, we do …
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From the Department of Unsolicited Advice: A Cat’s Guide to Having a Good 2020.
Dear 2020, We come in peace. Please put away the Molotov cocktails, the chainsaw, and... is that a whip? We come in peace. We come in peace. I'm totally curious about that whip, though. Will it smack the male human? The female human? Are …