Dear humans, Today, the female has asked me to give the Furred & Frond's opinion on market research, advertising, and stuff like that to other authors hoping to build a viable career for their books. Honestly, we started laughing when she said …
It is official. The female has lost it.
Dear Human Female Named Kate, We of the Furred & Frond Management do not like you very much right now. Because of you, the female has invested in yarn. Yarn we are not allowed to play with. While the female gave us her first crafting, we do …
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From the Department of Unsolicited Advice: A Cat’s Guide to Having a Good 2020.
Dear 2020, We come in peace. Please put away the Molotov cocktails, the chainsaw, and... is that a whip? We come in peace. We come in peace. I'm totally curious about that whip, though. Will it smack the male human? The female human? Are …
A Cat Answers Human Questions.
Dear humans, The female is totally done with today, so you get to be tortured by yours truly. I'm so cute you don't mind though, do you? Suckers. Some humans had questions for the female, but I will be answering them. Q: Purple or Orange …
License to Kill/Wild Wolf now available for Preorder at Barnes & Nobles, a Q&A Session, and a picture of the humans in the icy wilds of Sunnyvale, California.
Dear humans, Today, the female went curling. I am exposing evidence of her as an actual rather... ungroomed... human. Post falling on her ass several times while flinging a 45 pound stone across frozen water. You may laugh. I certainly did. In …
State of the Blain Address: Updated Preorder List, List of Current/New Releases
Dear humans! Here is your one stop shop for new and upcoming releases by the female! With a bonus adorable picture of yours truly. The female is tired. As soon as Steel Heart unlocks, she will be updating it. Die Hard is playing in the …