
When Dale went to work security at one of the local malls, he expected trouble. Between his boss, a hybrid lycanthrope female on a mission to claim her mate, and his pack on a mission to change his relationship status, he’s in for a week he’ll never forget.
Warning: this novella contains humor, romance, a temporary escape from life, a body, and puns. No plots were severely harmed during testing but were put in time out due to hysterics.
Last but not Leashed is book 7 of the Magical Romantic Comedy (with a body count) series.
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From Chapter One…
There was nothing quite like starting my week with a serious case of petrification. What had I been thinking when I’d applied to be a contractor for the CDC? Ever since I’d become the Center for Disease Control and Prevention’s dog, I’d almost come to a premature end more times than I cared to count.
Ah, right. They’d bribed me with fifty an hour, full benefits, hazard pay, paid training, and a boss I’d kill for if she asked it of me. It was a good thing Ethel Frankwell was as straight laced as they came, else I’d be putting my lycanthropy virus to use in all the wrong ways.
If my virus had its way, I’d be taking her home with me and never letting her out of my bedroom ever again.
I needed a new job before I went insane, and it wouldn’t be the job hazards that finally got to me. It’d be Ethel Frankwell, her mousy brown hair, her doe-sweet eyes, and her hypnotizing hips. Facing my boss tested my limits on a good day, but nothing made my day quite like watching her stomp off when someone stirred her ire.
I could handle petrification; it happened at least once a month in my line of work. Facing my boss post-petrification while I clutched a gorgon’s throat with one hand and trapped a pixie with the other wasn’t a good start to my Monday.
In the moments before I’d been petrified, the gorgon had been out for the pixie’s blood, not that I blamed her; on a good day, I considered thinning the pixie populations in the name of world peace. Coming between them kept someone from getting killed, but I’d taken a full dose of gorgon spittle to the face. Add in her gaze, and it hadn’t taken long for me to black out.
The gorgon still hissed, but a black bag over her head kept her from petrifying me again.
The pixie beat my hand with her glittery wings, her arms crossed over her chest, indulging in a pixie-typical sulk. Unfortunately for me, she didn’t produce any dust.
A good hit of pixie dust would make facing my boss a lot easier.
“Earth to Dale.” My boss waved her hand in front of my face. The motion wafted her perfume straight to my nose. While the other wolves in my pack found the floral scent disturbing at best, I wanted to inhale, savor the aroma, and shift to my wolf so I could rub against her legs. I didn’t dare take even a sniff, as I couldn’t afford her suspecting I wanted to follow her around like a puppy.
My boss waited in expectant silence, one of her eyebrows arched. As always, my tongue fought me following petrification, the first to harden, the last to soften. At least I wasn’t prone to falling over while the neutralizer did its work; my sense of balance returned first, an oddity that made me an ideal employee for the CDC.
They liked sending me in to deal with cranky gorgons, and they didn’t care how often I needed to gargle neutralizer to regain control over my tongue.
I really needed a new job.
As my tongue refused to obey my demands, I thrust the pixie towards my boss and hoped for the best.
“Not fair,” the winged menace whined. “I only pulled one of her snakes. It’s not that big of a deal.”
My boss didn’t look impressed, and I almost pitied the pixie. “You provoked a gorgon in a public place, resulting in the petrification of a CDC employee. It’s a big deal, especially if Mr. Jameson doesn’t fully recover without additional intervention.” Seizing the pixie around her waist, my boss pried her out of my still-stiff hand and lifted her up. “Why did you pull on her snake?”
“She looked bored.”
I’d gotten petrified because a pixie had thought a gorgon looked bored? Fifty an hour plus benefits wasn’t worth it, but I couldn’t force myself to quit. Unless I was willing to show off my hybrid form, a solid hell no as far as I was concerned, my prospects were few and far between.
No one trusted a lycanthrope who refused to openly shift.
My boss cleared her throat, her first warning I wasn’t paying enough attention to her. With wide eyes, I gave her my full attention. “Go ahead and say whatever it is you’re thinking, Dale. I’m woman enough to handle it.”
I forced open my uncooperative fingers, releasing the gorgon. The stiffness in my joints would linger for hours, and I grimaced at the crack and pops in my knuckles. I swallowed and tested my tongue, pleased to discover it moved at my command. Straightening my shoulders and ignoring their creaking, I said, “Everything is fine, ma’am. I intervened when it seemed likely the ladies would engage physically. I didn’t witness the triggering incident.”
“Your tongue recovered faster than usual. Good. There’s an ambulance out front. As soon as you can walk without falling on your face, go get checked. I’ll take care of these two. If they want to send you to the hospital, have someone notify me before they haul you off.”
“Yes, ma’am.” Following petrification, my body wanted nothing to do with moving, and I staggered several steps before I caught my balance. Unless I shifted, I estimated it’d be several hours before the stiffness faded, but I refused.
If anyone saw my fur, they’d die of laughter while I died from embarrassment.
Every other lycanthrope I’d met had normal fur, with red and tawny counting as exotic among wolves. At my first shift, I’d been coal black, an uncommon but desirable color. A year later, everything had changed during the spring shed. My black fur had fallen out to be replaced with a wretched electric purple. Worse, not only was I electric purple, my paws, the tips of my ears, and tail were bright blue. No matter how often I checked my reflection in the mirror, I came to the same conclusion: I looked ridiculous.
Once I added in my second secret, my life was a mess. No one knew I could shift into the prized hybrid form. If I could deal with my fur color, I’d be in a much better position. I could find a different job, and often enough, human women considered hybrid lycanthropes as prospective husband material.
I had no idea what my boss was; her perfume confused my nose on a good day and made me want to drool over her, crippling my ability to distinguish much about her by scent.
At a slow, pained walk, I headed outside to the waiting ambulance, hoping I wouldn’t have to go to the hospital. If I did, I’d face another round of scrutiny regarding my elevated virus levels and rare shifts. My virus levels were consistently high enough I needed to disclose my status to employers, co-workers, and anyone who asked.
Some days, I considered wearing dog tags to make it clear I was contagious; it’d save me a lot of time and trouble.
I sighed, staggered to the ambulance, and waited for the paramedics to decide how they wanted to handle me without running the risk of becoming lycanthropes, too. Despite the fact I wasn’t bleeding or even drooling, their first step was to spray me down with pink, shimmering neutralizer to eliminate any chance of them contracting my virus.
With them already nervous, I hoped they wouldn’t ask about my first shift; for someone exposed before birth, I’d been abnormally old when I’d had my first shift. As far as I was concerned, my status as a late-bloomer was the closest thing to normal about me.
Resigned to a hell-filled Monday, I endured their poking and prodding, hoping to dodge an unwanted trip to a medical interrogation overseen by doctors who wanted to study me more than they cared about my health.